facescrub
cleansing your facebook friends list of the less than desirable and have lost their value, such as ex-coworkers, ex-girl/boyfriends, and those that you accepted originally with full intention of deleting as friends later.
before my girlfriend notices i’m friends with my ex, i’m going to do a facescrub.
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