Facespat


calling out your spouse or family on facebook, usually in your status updates.
status update: “kristy is chilling at home, p-ssed off at her husband chris.”

guy #1 – “hmm i wonder why kristy is p-ssed at chris?”

guy #2 – “dude, let it go – you don’t want to get into the middle of a facespat.”

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