facestoning
the mindless surfing facebook completely blazed with no purpose whatsoever. often accompanied by a gaping mouth, glazed-over eyes, and staying up late into the night accomplishing nothing.
“dude why did you sleep til 4 in the afternoon?”
“after i came home from smoking with some people last night i ended up facestoning for hours.”
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