facetime pose
similar to the famed “mysp-ce pose”, but on apple’s new iphone. involves holding the phone at an elevated level from the subject during video calling, so as to make them look better.
dude with iphone: kelly’s trying to video call me!
other dude: quick, son hit up the facetime pose!
dude with iphone (raising phone above his head and pushing talk): oh! hey kelly. what chu doin?
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