faceturbate
the act of masturbating to pictures found on facebook. faceturbators search for attractive pictures of people they know, or just strangers in their network, and use them to get off.
i can’t believe you faceturbate to those pictures of my sister on the beach!
verb: the act of liking your own status or pictures on face book just to gain higher ‘like’ numbers, or in a sad act of self approval.
look at him, he’s faceturbating again, i think thats a bit sad.
or
she’s not that popular, she just faceturbates so people think she is.
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