Faceturbating
masturbating to pictures on facebook.
i was caught faceturbating to profile pictures of the hot asian with the big booty and nice t-tties.
when someone likes their own activity on facebook. can be applied to other social networks.
guy 1: (likes his own status)
guy 2: dude stop faceturbating.
the practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one’s face. originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall s-xiness of their facial epidermis.
dude i got the closest shave this morning, i was faceturbating all day long.
commenting on your own facebook status.
as i am commenting on my own status it occurred to me that i’m faceturbating. admit it. it’s just a matter of time before you use it.
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