facewalker


someone who eats sh-t hard and shows no effort to try and brace their fall with their hands and lands on their face there by executing the act of walking on their face, hence… a facewalker.
guy1: “yo man we were on the way back from the chow hall and chris facewalked so f-ckin hard.”

guy2: “yeah he always does sh-t like that… typical facewalker.”

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