Facework
facework: fayce-wurk
-nerb (noun, verb)
1. a combination of facebook and homework.
2. getting very little accomplished.
3. serious procrastination, often resulting in the victim having to request extensions from a teacher, mentor, parental unit, or master.
dude#1: “dude. did you see how much facework i had last night? it was on my status for the four hours i was up!”
dude#2: “no, i didn’t. did you get any done?”
dude#1: “yeah i got a ton finished, i cleared out my inbox, posted lots of comments, joined 3 groups, became a fan of ‘laughing’, friended a few dudes/dudettes i don’t really know but i heard of, and poked about seventeen people!”
dude#2: “not what i meant. how much homework did you get done?”
dude#1: “oh. um…cr-p. i got the… heading …done. that’s about it.”
dude#2: “got it. next time, don’t let facework take over your night, ok?”
dude#1: “dude number two. you do not realize that updating my status every other minute is my life.”
origin:
kendall’s room~april 12, 2009; facebook + homework
noun – time or activity spent on facebook or other social media, but presented as valuable time spent on productive, worthwhile effort, particularly for your job
verb – to spend time on or engage in activities on facebook or other social media and represent that time as being well-invested on product work or activities, particularly for your job
i’d love to stay and chat, but i have facework to do.
dang, my boss caught me faceworking and i got written up.
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