Facewreck


facebook train wreck. defined by being friends with a person, or a couple, on facebook solely for the purpose of following his/their incessant, and neverending posts detailing his/their train wreck life/lives.
john: “who are you stalking on facebook?”
mary: “i’m catching up on posts from my favorite facewreck! she is such a hot mess!”

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