facial mullet


a goatee. one lacks the ability to choose to be either clean-shaven, bearded, or mustachioed. -n-logous to the mullet, a hair cut chosen when one cannot commit to either long or short hair.
bob could not choose between a mustache and a beard when he decided to grow facial hair. therefore, he chose to grow a facial mullet.

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