Facial Spelunking


the hobby or practice of exploring the caverns of the face.

often practiced in tandem with booger bombing.
cube slave 1: “dude, i’m soooo d-mn bored…”
cube slave 2: “you should take up facial spelunking.”
cube slave 1: “man, i’m so past that, i’ve been booger bombing you for hours…”

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