Fact of the Matter
phrase used by morons to transition from one confusing sentence clause to another. often used when said moron has absolutely no clue what he or she is speaking about and is engaged in an argumentative conversion. when properly used, the moron–through his own stupidity–renders his conversing opponent speechless and effectively ends the conversation. consequentially, the moron now believes he is smart and begins to use the phrase more often; making everyone who knows the moron hate him and dread talking to him.
reasonably intelligent person: “the consensus among diet-tians is that you should eat solid food and that a diet consisting of mere protein shakes is a crash diet that cannot be sustained for long-term, healthy weight loss.”
moron: “well, i am no scientist and i sure as h-ll won’t be called tom cruise, but the fact of the matter is i’ve lost ten pounds in two weeks on my shake diet and its totally kick -ss. do you even realize that i put ice in the shake and its a solid?”
reasonable intelligent person: “you are a moron”
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