Factbomb


when someone who thinks they’re smarter than you are randomly spews out unsolicited, relatively obscure facts relating to any subject.
glenn: did you know that on star trek the uss enterprise is powered by a matter-anti matter reactor?
christian: you’re such a friggin’ know it all. enough with fact bombs already would you?
(n.)a true statement that severely disrupts a conversation.
mary: so, i was thinking about going out with that craig guy.
sarah: he’s a pretty good guy, i’ve hung out with him a few times.
bill: i’ve never had anything against him.
al: he’s my neighbor and is a registered s-x offender.
-awkward-
bill: great job on that factbomb.

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