factually late
when the use of a ‘fun fact’ backfires, as the receiver of said fun fact considers the information to be common knowledge. a play on the phrase ‘fashionably late.’
girl: “my boyfriend always falls asleep after s-x, it’s so annoying!”
girl 2: “you know, there’s a chemical reaction in mens’ brains that causes them to be sleepy after an -rg-sm? fun fact!”
girl: “…yeah, you’re factually late, i’ve heard that about a million times. it doesn’t change that it’s annoying.”
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