fadonked
when a girl is giving a terrible bl-w j-b and the guy whips his d-ck out and hits her across the face. this contact will leave a mark. this usually occurs when a girl has braces and is scatching a man’s p-n-s in the process of a bl-w j-b
the reason why jennifer aniston didnt show up to the academy awards is being the night before she got fadonked and had a mark that resembled my p-n-s.
to smack ones n-ts-ck or c-ck against another person’s face
while mary was sleeping i fadonked her
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