Fag Bag Queerfuck
1. someone who is obese, really gay, and dyes their hair with various colors h-m-s-xuals would do if they had some time on their hands (which they do cuz their f-cking f-gs)
2. someone who acts really h-m- but doesn’t mean it, m-st-rb-t-s to random -ss p-rn, and bust nuts on the same rag and gives it to their little sibling on their birthday and tells them its a frosting flavored napkin and steals it back from them to bust more nuts eventually. (see gay for today)
3. someone who wears baggy -ss clothes with c-m stains partially around them all ripped up and acts gay when wearing them
mario: happy birthday vakesha!
vakesha: thanks, mario! its my 8th birthday! got a present for me?
mario: hold on…-ruffles through pocket- here!
vakesha: -sniff- eeewwwwww! smells like spit and sugar, mario!
mario: …..keep it. it’s a frosting flavored napkin….-under breath: sh-t, i gotta get that back…-
vakesha: thanks, mario!
-one week later-
-phone rings-
mario: h-llo?
vakesha: mario, my mommy is mad at you!
mario: why? the h-ll did i do?
vakesha: my mommy ran out of tampons so she started to use rags she found around the house and found the one i got from you on my birthday and….
-hangs up-
mario: dammn….hope he doesn’t name her kid mario too…otherwise…hee hee hee hee hee heee -snorts- hee hee hee! im such a f-cking f-g bag but i…am…not…a…queerf-ck! nyuk nyuk nyuk!!! f-g bag queerf-ck
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