fag bangle

a gay man used as status symbol – alluding to being worn on the arm like a cheap trinket. predominantly by a single, straight female who would be described as a ‘f-g hag’
“come on eddie, you don’t need a f-g bangle”
abfab, gay
what a gay man is to his f-ghag – an accessory! like this season’s bag or shoe every f-ghag needs a gay man on her arm to up her fashionista rating!
what are you wearing to tonight darling?
my prada dress, jimmy choo’s and javier my little f-gbangle from brazil. he’s so cute; i picked him up in rio last weekend and he goes with everything in my closet!
a gay man you hook up with at a bar, who consequently drags/you drag around holding his wrist like a bangle. the term is often used to describe gay men as accessories; however it can be used as an affectionate and endearing pet name (fb for short).
hey f-gbangle, lets go for coffee on sat-rday
the highly desired gay accessory. generally found in female form, the f-gbangle is commonly seen to be draped around the arm of the richest and most handsome of gay men.

not to be confused with the f-g hag, the f-gbangle dislikes gay clubs immensely and has no interest in cher and/or mcfly. she doesn’t have a problem telling her gay best friend to f-ck off if he expects her to go to some f-ggy dive that plays generic trash until 3am.

she is mainly interested in getting all the glamour she can from her gay man so she needn’t feel bad about herself for being so pitifully single.

overall, the f-gbangle has impeccable taste in music and is of above-average intelligence – she just wants to look good and relies on the affections of her “f-g” to prove that she’s loved by at least one man in the world.
“no, i am most certainly not coming to vibe tonight, joe – nor will i ever be. i’m not a hag….i’m a f-cking f-gbangle alright..?!”
a woman who sleeps with a repressed h-m-s-xual man.
“derpina is sleeping with herp? i thought he way gays. ”
“yeh she’s a total f-g bangle. ”
a complete and utter queer, 100% h-m-s-xual through and through. the absolute epitome of campness.
hey ronan, you are such a f-cking f-gbangle tbh.
a female who enjoys the company of h-m-s-xual men, like “f-g hag” but less derogatory. so called because she “hangs off the arms of f-gs”.
“that girl is such a f-g bangle, all he friends are gay!”