Fag Searcher


the bing.com search engine, which also looks like a giant cigarette (also known as a “f-g” in british slang).

the orange search b-tton on bing.com looks like the filter on a cigarette, while the search query text field forms the cigarette’s long white tobacco rod. the bing.com logo is the smoke itself, drifting from the f-g.
jonathan: i’m tired of using google, they’re in cahoots with the nsa.
lisa: why not try using bing.com?
jonathan: you mean the f-g searcher? no way man, i stopped submitting myself to the subliminal advertis-m-nts of the tobacco companies back in the 70s.

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