Fageant


a beauty pageant for gay people. most of the partic-p-nts are more feminine than the women in actual beauty pageants.
guy #1- hey are you going to the beauty pageant tonight?

guy #2- no way man i’m gay so i’m going to the f-geant.

guy #1- wow what a f-g!!!

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