Faggon Waggon
a f-ggon wagon is any vehicle that has been f-ggonizedby its owner (i.e., turned gay).
rules of the f-ggon waggon:
1. if you enter this kind of vehicle, be wary of what you may find. d-ld-s, vibrators, b-ttplugs, f-g mags, and/or fuzzy pillows stuffed with all of the above might be found in a typical f-ggon waggon.
2. always wear a seatbelt when traveling in a f-ggon waggon. the driver is likely to be listening to his f-g music on his f-g audio system while sitting on one of his ‘toys’, meanwhile not paying attention to the f-cking road! so a little safety wouldn’t hurt.
3. never say anything remotely s-xual to the driver. he’s likely to say, “oh shiiit, i just came.” this will distract him and cause a wreck.
4. don’t touch any of the food in the f-ggon waggon. the owner is on some fad diet and will throw a b-tch fit if you eat his food. also it’s probably covered in j-zz.
5. as a matter of fact, don’t touch anything, since it’s all probably covered in j-zz.
6. when riding in the f-ggon waggon, always bring earplugs or maybe an mp3 player so as to drown out that hideous gay–ss noise that continuously plays out of the vehicle’s overtly loud speakers. just don’t ask the driver to turn them down, because all he’s going to do is b-tch.
how to spot a f-ggon waggon:
when driving down a highway, hold up a large photo of a p-n-s to the traffic. owners of f-ggon waggon love teh c-ck so much that they will explode with l-st at the site of one, and thus lose control of their vehicle. therefore, any car that crashes is f-ggon waggon.
watch out for the f-ggon waggon!
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