fagobyte
a gay computer nerd or a straight nerd who is unable to get laid from a hot nerdy girl after failing to follow the simple instructions his nerd sensei gave him.
dan you f-gobyte! ask her out!
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a bollon, plastic bag, etc. used as a condom by some cheap b-st-rd usually having an ending result of a std or a pregnancy last night jimmy used a fake condom on me and now i’m pregnant. what should i tell my dad?
- SBSAD
stands for six billion secrets addiction disorder. a serious disorder, which begins to take over the life of the sufferer. symptoms include: checking sixbillionsecrets.com at least once a day, usually more, thinking about six billion secrets a lot, quoting six billion secrets in real life, having dreams about six billion secrets and getting angry at […]
- Borderline Fact
a generalizing statement that most people think is true. paul: “hey did you know that all black people love watermelon.” kyle: “dude of course its borderline fact!”
- Dirty Nerdy
an erudite pervert; one who, although quite educated, cannot escape their perversity. after hearing of his n-bel prize nomination, dr. slovic immediately ran to the nearest restroom and rubbed one off; he continuously mumbled to himself, “i am such a dirty nerdy.”
- beerlusion
the act of being drunk and not agknowledging it. a beer-delusion. also being drunk and thinking the world is spinning. a beer-illusion “i need to sit down, the room is spinning” “no, the room isn’t spinning, you are having a beerlusion.