Fagpad
a pad that is placed over a bleeding and tender b-tthole after engaging in rough -n-l s-x with another male (or female).
also meant to be used as an insult.
example 1:
james: “g-d, my b-tthole hurts so bad from last night.”
spencer: “did you get some f-gpads from the store?”
james: “yeah, i’m wearing one right now. thank g-d, your p-n-s has the thickness of my girlfriend’s strap-on.”
example 2:
james: “why does it have to be so cold all of the time?”
spencer: “quit whining you little b-tch. you’re such a f-cking f-gpad.
a derogatory term for the ipad; used to make fun of people for purchasing such an unnecessary device
– look at kevin over there playing with his f-gpad
– he paid 500 bucks for that thing? what an -sshole.
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