fagress


a heteros-xual female who favors the companionship of h-m-s-xual males. preferable to the more commonly used phrases “f-g hag” and “fruit fly” in that it affords a certain dignity, even regality, to the female in question.
“loretta is my most trusted and valued f-gress…she never, ever tires of watching “showgirls” with me.”

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