Fagtron 5000


a robot complete with 5000 d-ld-s, and 7 different arms used to insert them into -n-s’ of all shapes and sizes.

also: one who is obviously and exceedingly gay. outwardly h-m-s-xual. a good example would be being caught masturbating to a life size cutout of arnold schwarzenegger shirtless, or being caught having voracious -n-l s-x with another male.
john: what did you do last night?
steve: i had a hot night with my f-gtron 5000. he never lets me down
john: dude. not cool.

or.

ryan: f-ck! dude! what are you doing to my cutout of arnold!? jesus t-ttyf-cking christ, man!!!
steve: woops…sorry…would you like to join us?

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