fagwanker


a popular colloquial amalgam, comprising of the two slang roots; ‘f-g’ and ‘w-nker’, meaning:
1. somebody who engages in masturbation with h-m-s-xuals
2. somebody who is not held in high regard by the user, rather, is strongly disliked.
des: “hey john, i just bought a radiohead alb-m!”
john: “go w-nk some f-gs, you d-mn f-gw-nker!”

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