Fail Day
a day when you go out to a place swimming with nice looking and/or easy dudes and/or girls and come back not having gotten laid 🙁
you: whoa awesome day this place was swimming with dudes …
me: well i’m still wearing my own pants, so this was a fail day for me.
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