fail muffin
this peculiar term is very confusing. even the creators of this term aren’t quite sure what it really means.
a person who is going to beat someone else may be serving them a tray of fail m-ffins. or perhaps just one fail m-ffin. it depends on the size of the fail.
or, it usually is used to describe something that really sucks.
you might tell someone to eat a fail m-ffin if they do something dumb. or, you know, fail.
“biology eats the fail m-ffin.”
“haha yeah, i hate bio.”
“1,2,3,4,5,7…”
“…eat a fail m-ffin dude..”
“i’m gonna beat you so bad”
“no way man! i’m gonna serve you a fail m-ffin!”
failm-ffin is the best thing u can call ur friend… especially if they love the word “fail” and overuse it… but they are the bestest friends and they recognize ur true achievements
a pet name for some1 u think is cuter than a m-ffin with googly eyes but wold fail at being a m-ffin because they are too awesome and actively human-esque…
elena: -says something dumb-
me: fail!
elena: oh right, ur my little failm-ffin!
me: huh?
elena: -does an epic flip-
maeve: ohhhh rite failm-ffin!!! yay not fail 🙂 🙂 🙂
tom: awww ur my little failm-ffin!
katie: awwww thnx! ur my little epic-love
when you fail so bad you could die sitting in your own m-ffins. also refering to failing less than fail m-ffin. look up fail cake.
did you see justin biebers concert last night?
yea he was a fail m-ffin!
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