failage
a m-ss amount of fail that can happen anywhere at anytime that is being watched, talked about, and or made fun of by someone or something.
when faith is so cruel that it pwns you with the amount of fail that it provides given the circ-mstances. in other words, a m-ssive fail that marks you for the rest of your life. the ultimate self-embarr-ssment.
example 1: masturbating in front of your laptop when you’ve forgotten the webcam on after speaking to your grandparents in florida would be failage.
example 2: letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your pc without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of bdsm p-rn first would be an even bigger failage.
1) the opposite of pwnage; what happens when something is pwned
2) when a fail is so huge and so epic that the entire time period in which that fail happened must become an age of fail–a failage (pr-nounced fail-age)
3) the correct spelling of failness
4) a literal fail, as in rock band. however, cannot be applied if the song is rated “impossibly difficult”, because if it is, geek is a much better term.
1) watch that noob getting wrecked in halo! thats total failage!
2) driving off a cliff in mario kart. on a course with no cliffs.
3) even my computer tells me i spelled it wrong, but if it doesn’t then it’s still failage
4) failing on eye of the tiger on guitar. or drums. or b-ss. or singing.
to completely miss the point of the excercise. you have gone beyond failing. you have hit failage.
when asked to put together a spreadsheet that a program was built to complete, you have total failage.
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