failbag


1.(n.) an unflattering insult told to someone after they have not succeeded in a goal, or have continuously proven to be useless to those around them.

2.(n.)(vul.) a disgustingly mishapped breast.

3.(v.) to failbag; the act of missing a mark so entirely that an individual embarr-sses themselves entirely.
1. “go home and cry yourself to sleep you failbag.”

2. “those aren’t b–bs, those are failbags.”

3. “there goes jimmy, failbagging it again.”
someone containing a large amount of fail.
carile is such a failbag, she’s only sixteen and already has three kids.
(adj) conjunction: failure at being a douche bag. common place attractive girls go out with guys whom are douche bags i.e jerks. someone who is too nice to land a hot girlfriend.
i’ll never get the head cheerleader i’m such a failbag.

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