Failblog
a site that contains hilarious images and videos of embarresing mistakes and confusions. (http://www.failblog.org)
jess and i were bored so we went onto failblog.
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either you love it, or you hate it.
if you love it, congrats.
if you hate it, it’s because you liked it before it was cool, and now it’s really annoying to see the world catch up with what you thought was funny many months ago. like seeing napoleon dynamite or invader zim, thinking it’s hilarious, then seeing it capitalized to the point that you’re so f-cking sick of it you forgot why it was funny in the first place.
it’s an annoying thing to hate. because really you should be patting yourself on the back for knowing what’s funny. you could be a f-cking producer knowing what the world will love. but no, you can’t kill that hardwiring. we will continue to hate failblog, and those who keep using “fail” as a meme, for they are stabbing the wounded.
shmuck: hey, you see that sign on failblog?
internet-savvy man: ten months ago. old sh-t, man. let’s focus on new information to process and f-ck your failblog.
an awesome site that has pictures and videos of epic fails.
-dude, have you checked fail blog recently?
-yeah, that guy got owned!!
a website that started off with generally funny text commentary on various pictures around the internet, usually depicting very embarr-ssing or obvious errors. unfortunately the website has devolved to slapping “fail” or “win” on any and all images it swallows up. many entries are pictures and videos that are in and of themselves funny but failblog has decided to point out why the picture or video is so obviously funny and thus reduced most of the hilarity because of their idiotic labeling.
guy 1: hey check this out. the weather map is in the shape of a d-ck!
guy 2: that would’ve been funnier had failblog not pasted the obvious fail all over it.
1. (n) a website full of win
2. (adj) a way to describe something that just doesnt work
1. shannon: did you see that guy on fail blog last night?
mariah: lol totally! how did his face catch fire like that in the first place?
2. mariah: dude, look at that mom trying to put her baby stroller away without taking the baby out
shannon: thats a fail blog.
better than yelling ‘fail!’ when someone fails.
when the fail is really bad, yell,
‘failblog’
referrring to the website, failblog.com
because if you’re mean enough you will likely post the story to failblog later.
-man#1 falls down and epicly eats sh-t.
-man#2: ‘failblog’
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