failed abortion
a failed abortion is someone who is so detestable, it should have been noticed before they were born and dealt with.
for some reason, they held on…
“he did what? man, he’s such a failed abortion.”
the jonas brothers.
“dude, i hate the jonas brothers!”
“me too! they’re one big failed abortion”.
the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child
a cl-ssic case of failed abortion is justin bieber
a kid at school who you see and just have to find out what they have. of course, you can’t ask them, because they have no ears: instead, they have some twisted-balloon thingy growths! they can’t talk in any human language, either. also, they point and laugh at walls in a very low voice, lower than a man’s voice, but it is a girl! also, they have to move around in a wheelchair being pushed around and they drool on themselves. so, you look it up on the web. it’s not any strange mix of birth deformities, down syndrome, autism, ect. it’s a failed abortion!
mike: “hey, i-is that a girl?”
jean: “i really can’t tell.”
mike: “aah! i think she looked at me!”
jean: “it doesn’t look like down or really anything.”
mike: “must be a failed abortion.”
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