failed tampon


a tampon that you think you’ve pushed all the way in so it stays in your v-g-n- but actually you pull the applicator out and its still there.. mocking you.. covered in blood. ew ew ew ew ew!
that was such a failed tampon. f-cking dud tampon, now i need a new one! what a waste of money…

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