failest
the art of when someone does something so epically fail that they just fail at life.
-cristina tries to push a chair onto the carpet-
carol: “wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i’ve ever seen”
emily: “yoooo let’s go smoke some more bud!”
cristina:”you try”
-carol successfully pushes chair onto rug-
ergo, failure.
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