Failias


the failure to come up with a believable fake name due to time constraints or panicked thinking.
policeman at car window: “sir, this car was just seen at a popular d-gg-ngspot. i’ll need your name, please.”

david armstrong: my name is john… super… man…

policeman: that godd-mn failias cr-p ain’t gonna work on me, boy! get the h-ll out here!

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