Failicorn
somebody who fails so epically he becomes a mythical creature the so called failicorn.
tommy: hey i tried to hook up with tracy but she blew me off so bad, i almost cried.
timmy: what? you mean the one from the gasoline station that gigantic mech-warrior that inhales 5 pizzas a day?
jimm: you’re such a failicorn…
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