failing at life
being a completely worthless bag of flesh and/or waste of air. people who fail at life usually suck at everything.
our president, george w. bush, jr.
what your facebook status would say if it was representative of what you are currently doing
sally is failing at life.
315 likes.
(sally has 315 friends on facebook)
failing at life is being dead, put simply.
“gramma’s funeral was really sad. all they talked about was her failing at life.”
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