Faillord
a person who fails miserably on a regular basis, a person who fails so much they are the master of failure
guy 1 ” just here to support my five a side team”
guy 2 ” who is that guy with two left feet….. omfg he just triped on the ball and faceplanted into his team mate. 1-0 after two seconds and two people unconcious”
guy 1 “f-cking faillord epic faillord”
random dude 1:- invite this bloke he is imba
random dude 2:- no problem
random dude’s 1-24:- wtf he just got killed by a lvl 1 critter
random dude’s 1-24:- f-cking failord
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