Failometer
1. a method of measuring how badly any person, action or object failed. ranging from 1-10 (or higher if the person failed horribly).
2. a device used to measure the caliber of a fail.
scenario 1:
person a: i sat on a chair and broke it.
person b: that sucks, but it’s only a 6.5 on a failometer.
scenario 2:
person a: the movie 300 was historically accurate!
person b: anyone have an industrial strength failometer? mine exploded after reading that.
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