failstorm

a series of three or more fails in a very short period of time. a combination of the words fail and storm
1)how did the date go last night?

it was a failstorm, first i called her the wrong name when i picked her up, then we went to a steak house and she is a vegan, the i was in a wreck on the way home. couldn’t imagine what else could go wrong.

2)example text conversation
him: 200 horsepower and 156 fpst, epic honda win
me: wow that is half of my car.
him: at an eighth of the price though.
me: actually a sixth, nice math there champ
him:big
me: foot?
him: d-mn predictive text i meant to say dif (die in a fire)
me: wow, great internet term there, how long have you been playing halo? three hours? i think you mean diaf
me: nice failstorm there bud.
failstorm: combination of “fail” and “storm” closely related to ftl

definition: to suck wildly. a failstorm is a person/place/thing that sucks so incredibly hard, the word “fail” no longer appropriately describes how lame it is.

first used by devin aka. junglematic
“hey guys i just saw nickelback in concert!”

“wow.. failstorm.”
an unproductive and highly frustrating brainstorm.
guy1: so does your band have a name yet?

guy2: nah, we had a bit of a failstorm but it just ended up p-ssing everyone off.
a common scottish parody of the name of the band alestorm, referring to the fact that their music is awful, and bound to fail
” hey, have you heard that band alestorm? ”
” pfft, you mean failstorm ”
” hahahahaha so true “