Failure Grips


a contemporary and more appropriate term for “love handles,” which no one actually loves.
i love how people try to slap a nice coat of paint on things they don’t like, and then try to p-ss them off as something other than they are.

“they’re love handles, and there’s just more of me to love.”

no, they’re more like failure grips, and the sp-ce alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.

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