faily seal


1. the nickname for a shoddy soft toy, crafted in the questionable likeness of a baby seal.

2. a derogatory mmorpg epithet, used with intent to embarr-ss or marginalize a horrendously destructive or inexperienced player.
ffs, that faily seal priest pulled the whole room and then didn’t heal!

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