Fairservice
noun: one who goes an innumerable number of days without his or her (his) skin being touched by water or any form of sanitary liquid.
verb: to fairservice, fairservicing: to survive solely on a diet of coca-cola and self-pity for weeks on end.
“wow, what the h-ll was that, it smells gross”
“i dunno, i saw some homeless guy walk by”
“nah i heard martin was in town”
“what a fairservice”
jim: hey, what are you doing with your life man
jeff: i’m totally b-mmed out, so i’ve been fairservicing.
jim: why, what happened?
jeff:dude, laura dumped me man, she took the kids.
jim: i’m sorry man but that doesn’t give you the right to help yourself to my ativan
jeff: well i don’t feel so bad about sleeping with belinda!
jim: you f-cked my daughter?!
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