fairt
a fart that makes a noise, but does not smell. hence, smells like air.
“man, why’d you have to fart in my car, the windows are up”
“no worries dude, it was only a fairt”
the smell of hick sweat, livestock pavilions, corn-dogs, and fried food products that wafts through the new york state fair and/or any regional firemen’s carnival/renaissance festival.
i wanted to ride the tilt-a-whirl but the d-mn carny smelled of fairt.
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