Fairwarp


a really isolated village, that no one has heard of. full of people past retirement age and small children, fairwarp is encomp-ssed by the famous ashdown forest. somewhere between uckfield and crowborough… but no one seems to know exactly where… fairwarp is often branded with the demeaning term “hamlet”, which is incorrect. fairwarp boasts its own pub, church, village hall and park… and err… that’s it…
fairwarp, where the h-ll is that?

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