fairy dust
when you don’t, fully, whipe your b-tthole and a dusty, like substance is left behind.
ugh, my b-tthole is building up fairy dust
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a random powdered drug that is really good but you have no idea what it is
d-mn that fairy dust knocked me out last night.
cocaine, other snortable drugs (white in color)
i need to get a fix of some fairy dust cuz this withdrawal is killin me
modern rhyming slang for: fair enough.
what are you doing? … chilling in bed … bit early isn’t it? … yeah, but it’s comfy. … ohk fairydust …
when a gay guy lets his s-m-n dry and it gets all flaky.
gay guy #1: hey, i kept some fairy dust from earlier.
gay guy #2: sprinkle it all over me! it’s so magical!
the flaky white substance left behind on the bed after s-x.
baby, can you please pat the fairy dust off the sheets, so we can sleep?
a comical way to refer to the pathetic amount of kief left in your weed sack or grinder when you are out of marijuana.
mike: hey springer, do you want to throw in on this bowl?
springer: wish i could man, but all i’ve got is fairy dust… i’ll definitely smoke with you though.
mike: nah, f-ck off man.
the act of a female rubbing her genitals on someone’s face while sleeping. the female equivalent of the tea-bag.
i awoke to melissa fairy dusting me.
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