fairy liquid


glaswegian slang. methadone
ah went for ma fairy liquid today
fairy liquid is when you finger or fist a woman resulting with a hand that is incredibly soft
john: “my hands feel like they have been in bowl fairy liquid”

gavin: “do they smell like it too?”

john: “no….quite rank really”

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