faithgerhart
an ungodly type of wh-r- that molests cats.
a “faithgerhart” can also has a very wide-set -ss, and has the will-power to constantly immagine office furnuture (for example, files) humping eachother at a vast rate.
the faithgerhart in the room: “i just shoved 6 taquitos up my p-sshole!”
some chick named jesskah: “why did you have to up 6 up there? you ungodly wh-r-, you. 6 is very close in relation to 666. you f-cking ungodly wh-r-. go molest your d-mn cat, and m-st-rb-t- to office furniture (for example files) humping eachother.”
some chick named carrie: “d-mn. you b-tches need to stop faithgerharting.”
some chick named jesskah: “wtf? im not immagining office furniture humping!!!!!!!!!” -points to the faithgerhart in the room-
some (fe)male like figure named patrick: “ladies stop bickering, just look up ‘cl-t ring’ on google immages. my dad who works at google that im in love with added it on just for my mother’s pleasure”
some chick named jesskah: “do you want a donut, nooblet?!?”
some (fe)male like figure named patrick: “f-ck yea. then we’ll look up ‘cl-t ring’ on google immages.!.”
whole group: “f-ck yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! get out the lube!”
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