fajutz


has a great many alternate names, including ‘f-ck-hole’, ‘p-ssy’ or even that old charmer, the ‘bearded clam’.
it’s latin name is the ‘v-g-n-‘.
not every one is lucky enough to have one, but all of us came from one and many will spend their lives trying to get back into one.
son: hey, i just ate the worst kebab ever.
dad: really? it probably tasted like your mum’s fajutz!
son: hehe, yeah… kinda looked like it too.

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