fakanese
a fakanese person is seen when they talk way too much about anime or kingdom hearts. they usually insert random j-panese into their sentences. also mostly white and knows nothing about what j-pan is really like. fakanese boys start their dorkdom from dragon ball z, females from sailor moon. in contrast to a person who likes j-pan, but is not obsessed.
fakanese: ohayoo! did you see inuyasha last night! i also made a comic about axel and roxas being gay together! they are sooo kawaii! sayoonara!
regular person: you strait up fakanese, b-tch.
a type of internet user often identified by their use of certain smileys which attempt to imitate the drawn facial expressions in many j-panese anime cartoons translated into english. like that white preteen girl who you know lives montana, u.s. and have never seen a j-panese person in their lives, and yet who pretends to speak it. they also often do fan-roleplaying of some form of anime, and if they make their own characters, they will be a gross misinterpretation of a trademark image in j-pan, such as a samurai or a ninja with a chinese given name. note, a fakanese person does not have to be a white girl. they can be chinese, korean, taiwanese, african, chicano/a, middle eastern, indian, native american, inuit. . male, female, hermaphrodite, neither, other. . .but they must want to be a j-panese person(excluding all aspects of j-panese culture, civilization, history, and ident-ty that don’t have to do with anime).
ex. 1:
“did you see that fakanese person post this on the message board? they said,’omg! i luuuuuurrrrrrve inuyasha! he is soooo kawaii! i can’t wait until adult swim is on again on cartoon network so that i can watch it! i lurve to eat sushi when i watch it, because my mom’s food is so disgusting. pasta? eww! anyway, aish-teru! arigatou! sayonara! ^.^;;;;;;;;;’.”
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