fake bakery


a place that you believe to be a bakery, but upon arrival you find out that it is not.
girlfriend: did you pick up the baked good from that bakery we saw on the way home?

you: nope turned out it was a fake bakery.
a tanning salon
guy 1: nice tan brah where yah been? been hittin the beach?

guy 2: nah aint got time just been hittin the fake bakery

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